She knows that you can't take all students no matter how average they look on paper and how most of them are too well-rounded individually for you to make a well-rounded class and how they are all amazing talented students. But as you know, ****** can only go to so many colleges (1) and while yours is a reputable institution of higher learning you may not fit her needs as expressed by your admissions committee. ****** believes that with your shameless mail advertising, pricey application fee, and dismally low acceptance rate, you will surely find a student who is worthy to attend your university.
Please do not attempt to contact ****** to ask about why you were rejected or why you rejected her. The answers to both questions is a giant expletive which can be translated as "I don't know. Leave me alone. You are fecal matter and the spawn of a female canine." If she tried to explain why you were rejected, well...she'd be speechless. That would never happen by the way, because she is currently too busy applying to other schools, including your rival. She's mad now, but she'll get over it, quicker than you can send an "incomplete app" notification.
As you know, ****** has hundreds of colleges to choose from who are probably just as good or better than you in many ways, but remember that she'll definitely take a holistic approach in considering these schools- rankings, housing, dining, location, financial aid....all of these are taken into equal consideration. exceptforrankingbecauseshewantstogotoafamousschoolnotsomerandomplaceinthemiddleofnowhere
So don't be sad! Cheer up! Even though ****** rejected you, it doesn't mean you are a bad school. As a highly sought-after applicant, you can expect that she is selective and can't go to just any school. You are sure to find great students to attend your school even though none of them can or ever will be ******, who is not bitter and you shouldn't be either.
Sincerely,
Former Applicant
Wow you failed pretty quickly
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